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June 21st, 2010
 | 10:05 pm - 14.
{After this. Handwriting is labored and there are burn marks on the journal.}
WHORE!
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June 7th, 2010
 | 09:22 am - 13.
[Private to the Order]
Could we all please just take a step back and stop antagonizing Hogwarts teachers and Ministry personnel? I don't care what kinds of feelings you people get, we have a very short list of suspected Death Eaters. And even with said list, we have nothing in the way of PROOF to even bring these people in, not even the ones we're 99.9% sure are Death Eaters. All we can do is watch them and stop drawing attention to ourselves. Because that's the best way to get ourselves killed. Remember Dorcas and Jack?
I want no arguments, because the more careless we get, the more likely it is that people will find out about this little group. And then it's ALL our asses. Understand? Not only will we be a target for the Death Eaters, but we will potentially be a target for BOMB, and we will MOST CERTAINLY be a target for the Ministry! Sedition! Treason! Etc. We can argue until we're blue in the face that we're the good guys but the Ministry will only see the potential for terrorism, and send us all to Azkaban. Period. It is an institution that has constantly been under fire lately, so they have every right to be cautious and paranoid.
Have I made myself clear?
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May 15th, 2010
| 06:09 pm - 12.
[Prewett, Prewett, & Dearborn]
MY OFFICE. NOW.
I WANT FUCKING EXPLANATIONS.
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May 10th, 2010
 | 07:51 pm - 11.
[Private]
To-do list:
- Burn all the paperwork in my office.
- Shuffle around some of my aurors, now that I'm losing them to the task force.
- Officially recommend a fucking Death Eater task force. Cause they're a damn problem too, whether the Ministry accepts it or not, the bastards.
- Get someone to arrest the wolf. NO. FUCK THAT. I'M STILL A FUCKING FIELD AGENT.
- ARREST THE FUCKING WOLF.
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Can someone tell me when my job became a bloody desk job?
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March 28th, 2010
 | 06:31 pm - 10.
[Private]
To Do List:
- Hire a fucking maid to help clean up all this owl dung in my office.
- Figure out a permanent owl-repelling charm for my office.
- Kill the next owl bearing a howler.
- Set fire to all the bloody paperwork on my desk.
- Hurt Selwyn. If he hadn't killed the bastard, we might have some answers.
- Go home at some point.
- ARREST SOMEONE.
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It would really be lovely if everyone would stop owling the DMLE. No, we don't have any answers for you, and yes, we know that mistakes were made regarding the Minister's safety. Owls just add to the amount of paperwork we have, and are merely slowing down the investigation.
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March 13th, 2010
 | 11:58 pm - 9.
[Order]
Alright, this week. Training. We'll be training at the Hog's Head, at least that's what Dumbledore told me. He's been busy with meetings and researching something... he wasn't clear on that point. None of our concern anyway. The man does have a school to run.
Anyway, those of us who are older will be training you younger members. We'll start simple, stuff you learned in Defense. Simple defensive spells, and a few more complex things that we all need to know to keep ourselves safe. I bet some don't know how to send a patronus message. Well, we all need to know that one in particular. It's quicker than even these journals.
We're looking at Wednesday for the training session.
And then once I feel you are trained enough defensively, and I'm confident most of you are ready, I want to set up patrols. We now have TWO groups of crazy fuckers to worry about these days. And these patrols will be very simple, just keeping eyes on certain areas. And keep yourself hidden. That's another bloody thing we'll be working on, disillusionment charms.
[Private]
To do list:
- Disillusionment, patronus, defensive spells. That's a good start.
- Alcohol. Necessary. Soon. Worry about younger order members first. Then drinks.
- Keep a sharp eye on the Ministry.
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February 28th, 2010
 | 12:55 am - 8.
[Private]
To do list:
- BOMB. Death Eaters. Put some mother fucker in jail. It's never going to end.
- Owl Dumbledore about training.
- Make appointment to drink with Dung and Abe again. Fuck me, I need to schedule time off for drinks? I'm getting old.
[Private to the Order]
We will be organizing training sessions soon. Please keep your schedules clear. Dumbledore will be contacting you soon.
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February 13th, 2010
 | 09:51 am - 6.
[Private to the DMLE]
All of you- get to Diagon NOW. I need everyone in the field immediately! There's reports of rioting... If you were investigating those deaths from last night, drop it now and get your asses to Diagon! I want order restored as soon as possible, do you understand?
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February 3rd, 2010
 | 10:11 pm - 5.
[Private to the Order]
There WILL be a bloody meeting at some point in the next week, do you lot understand me? Going off on rogue missions! I've spent the past week trying to cover your asses at the DMLE so that Crouch doesn't suspect anything. If he gets wind of our little garden club, it would be my ass. Not to mention, it would splash the news of a little anti-he-who-must-be-named club all over The Daily Prophet and then we'd all be targets! Or thrown in prison for sedition. The Ministry is under fire from all directions. Secret clubs will not be looked upon kindly, and they won't care how much we squawk about fighting evil!
So keep your heads down, don't do anything stupid, and remember CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
[Private]
I hope these kids take this to heart. I can't believe that woman almost got herself killed. What the fuck kind of man am I to let a pregnant woman use herself as bait? Useless, that's what. These kids keep disobeying order, and they'll all wind up killed.
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January 25th, 2010
 | 08:53 pm - 4.
[Private to Sirius Black]
First assignment, unofficial: tail Mary.
She's stubborn as hell, and I don't trust that she won't do something stupid.
Not sure for how long. Just... tail her. I'll cover you at the DMLE and tell them that I'm testing your stealth skills. But do not mention what that test is. Tell them I said it was confidential, and no one will question you.
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January 21st, 2010
 | 09:32 pm - 3.
Hungover Exhausted doesn't even begin to describe...
[Private]
Welcome to our to this year's graduation ceremony
Good morning
We welcome you this morning
Today we are here to congratulate
An auror's journey begins
Fuck.
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January 17th, 2010
 | 10:06 pm - 2.
[Private]
To do list:
- Preside over 3rd year auror graduation ceremony on Friday.
- Write speech for ceremony. Fuck.
- New security measures are only half-way completed. Need to get on that.
- Underground boxing match in Belfast on Wednesday night. Need to sign up.
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[Private to Dung]
You up for some bloodshed on Wednesday?
And you still owe me a drink.
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This week is already busier than I thought it would be. And may I offer my early congratulations to our new crop of aurors!
And a word of advice: CONSTANT VIGILENCE!
There. That's for all you fuckers people out there with your quotes.
Copyrighted: Alastor Moody. You're welcome.
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January 4th, 2010
 | 04:47 pm - 1.
Testing. Testing.
Time to see if this book is viable communications tool.
[Private]
To Do List:
- Use strange communications book. Check.
- Shoot trainees. Check.
- Compose and oversee final test schedule for the 3rd years. Half-way done.
- Call meeting with aurors regarding security measures for the new regime Remind Crouch to call meeting with aurors regarding security measures for the new regime.
- Boxing practice later.
[Private to Alice Burke] {added after this}
Burke. We need to talk.
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November 30th, 2009
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